Contes humoristiques - Tome I by Alphonse Allais

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By Simon Petrov Posted on Jan 3, 2026
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Allais, Alphonse, 1854-1905 Allais, Alphonse, 1854-1905
French
You know how sometimes you pick up a classic expecting something stuffy and proper? Alphonse Allais's 'Contes humoristiques' is the exact opposite. This collection of short stories from 19th-century France is like finding a hidden trapdoor in a very serious-looking library. The main 'conflict' here is between the absurd logic of Allais's world and our own. His characters face ridiculous situations—like a man trying to invent a colorless paint or another obsessed with the perfect practical joke—with absolute, deadpan seriousness. It's less about a single mystery and more about the delightful mystery of how something this clever and weird was written over a century ago. If you enjoy Monty Python's surrealism or the playful wit of Mark Twain, you've just met their long-lost, slightly tipsy French uncle. It's a short, sparkling read that proves humor doesn't age.
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Alphonse Allais was a 19th-century French writer and humorist, and this first volume of his 'Humorous Tales' is a cabinet of curiosities for your brain. Don't expect a single, sprawling plot. Instead, think of it as a series of short, sharp visits to a world that looks like ours but operates on a completely different—and hilarious—set of rules.

The Story

There isn't one story, but dozens of tiny, brilliant ones. A man becomes a national hero for doing absolutely nothing. A serious scientific society debates the merits of a transparent, colorless paint. A perfectly logical plan to cure insomnia involves buying a newspaper kiosk. Allais takes an ordinary premise, gives it one gentle, surreal twist, and then lets his characters navigate the results with impeccable, earnest logic. The 'plot' is in watching that logic unravel in the most entertaining way possible.

Why You Should Read It

I love this book because it feels like a secret handshake from the past. Allais's humor isn't dated joke-telling; it's a mindset. He pokes fun at bureaucracy, pretentiousness, and human folly with a wink that feels incredibly modern. The characters, though briefly sketched, are perfect vehicles for his ideas—often well-meaning people driven to absurd ends by their own flawed reasoning. Reading it, you realize the things we find silly haven't changed much in 130 years.

Final Verdict

Perfect for anyone who thinks 'classic' means 'boring.' This is for fans of short, clever writing, absurdist comedy, and literary history with a smile. If you enjoy the playful nonsense of Edward Lear, the satirical edge of S.J. Perelman, or the everyday surrealism of a good New Yorker cartoon, you'll find a kindred spirit in Alphonse Allais. Just don't drink any colorless coffee while reading it.



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Charles Hill
1 year ago

Enjoyed every page.

Kevin Flores
2 years ago

Five stars!

Michael White
1 year ago

This book was worth my time since the storytelling feels authentic and emotionally grounded. I would gladly recommend this title.

James Thomas
6 months ago

I have to admit, the flow of the text seems very fluid. Exceeded all my expectations.

Susan Harris
1 year ago

I came across this while browsing and the clarity of the writing makes this accessible. Highly recommended.

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